Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Sing, sing a song
Last night, in the midst of our early evening television marathon, we found the most amazing spectacle now known to Americankind, "Celebrity Duets." Glory, glory, hallelujah, this show was AWESOME! D,E,F and G lists celebrities singing their guts out on live television, dueting with some surprisingly well-respected recording artisits and trying desperately to keep their bright and botoxed faces in the fading spotlight. Last night, after two amazingly awful rounds of one tone deaf celebrity after another, the judges, Marie Osmond, Little Richard and some Cowelesque record producer I've never heard of, voted off WWE superstar Chris Jericho.
Amazing! Two hours of pure celebrity pandering, complete with a whole lot of ass-kissing, truth bending and straight out denial of the fact that songs are written in one key and are not meant to be sung in another.
I'm telling you, it was the best thing I've seen since I don't know what.
The show returns next week on Wednesday night.
I can hardly breath from excitement.
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Amazing! Two hours of pure celebrity pandering, complete with a whole lot of ass-kissing, truth bending and straight out denial of the fact that songs are written in one key and are not meant to be sung in another.
I'm telling you, it was the best thing I've seen since I don't know what.
The show returns next week on Wednesday night.
I can hardly breath from excitement.
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Monday, August 28, 2006
