Friday, May 06, 2005
I read a story today that said twelve penguins in the San Francisco Zoo died after a long battle with chlamydia. That's right folks, those slutty little nutters finally got what was coming to them. It would seem they contracted the clap from a local sea gull. My question, how did the bird get an STD? I think we all know how a sea gull, in San Francisco, got chlamydia. Sadly, this story was a long time coming and can teach us all a valuable lesson. Do not have sex with birds. They're ugly, filthy, and obviously sexually immoral.
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