Monday, August 08, 2005
Spent all my rent, girl you know I enjoyed it
How to navigate the job search experience:
1.Work hard and build considerable experience
2.Craft skillfully worded resume and cover letters
3.Post online
4.Apply for jobs time after time after time
5.Pray to God that someone calls
6.Dryclean your suits and business attire
7.Interview time after time after time
8.Smile pretty and play nice
9.Pray to God that someone calls
10.Get overlooked time after time after time
11.Repeat as necessary
I hate this. Can you tell? The fact that my job status will soon read unemployed never really hit me until today. When I did, in fact, come to this realization, I panicked and seriously considered life as a gypsy or commune hippy. A life spent traveling the country in a Winnebago pleading for hourly wages or growing my own food and living nude in a house with 30 other people suddenly seemed very appealing. No more worrying about rent, or car payments, or health insurance but instead living a life deplete of responsibility and in total denial of my hard earned education. I think I would fit right in, don't you?
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1.Work hard and build considerable experience
2.Craft skillfully worded resume and cover letters
3.Post online
4.Apply for jobs time after time after time
5.Pray to God that someone calls
6.Dryclean your suits and business attire
7.Interview time after time after time
8.Smile pretty and play nice
9.Pray to God that someone calls
10.Get overlooked time after time after time
11.Repeat as necessary
I hate this. Can you tell? The fact that my job status will soon read unemployed never really hit me until today. When I did, in fact, come to this realization, I panicked and seriously considered life as a gypsy or commune hippy. A life spent traveling the country in a Winnebago pleading for hourly wages or growing my own food and living nude in a house with 30 other people suddenly seemed very appealing. No more worrying about rent, or car payments, or health insurance but instead living a life deplete of responsibility and in total denial of my hard earned education. I think I would fit right in, don't you?
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